Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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