My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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