After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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