He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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