My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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