The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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