So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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