Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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