I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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