i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i used baking grease as lip gloss
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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