Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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