Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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