Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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