If that was your dad, he is hot
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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