He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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