why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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