I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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