I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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