how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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