it hurts more in the daytime
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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