After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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