And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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