Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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