I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
handjob tips. give me some.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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