Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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