My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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