So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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