Buhtt sex?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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