She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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