they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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