god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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