I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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