i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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