I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I woke up under a house in Key West
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