She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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