should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
