i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
All I want is dick and wine.
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