She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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