I'm drive I can fine osifer
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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