Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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