I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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