There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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