Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
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Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize