Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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