I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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