He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
