My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
is wine microwaveable?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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