So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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