Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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