I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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