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(651): View more from Minnesota

Why are handjobs necessary in class?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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(305): View more from Florida

I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.

(1-316): View more from Kansas

That's how you know you deserve to be a senior

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(516): View more from New York

i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?

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(801): View more from Utah

I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx

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