Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I am full of burrito and curiosity
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial