Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just invented taco cereal.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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