so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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