so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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