I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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