wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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